Reading Drudge lately, I came to the conclusion that the Demos are doing waaay too much "bonging". Bonging may be fine for dirt bag losers and Olympic swimmers, but for supposedly sane political wonks to keep sucking the ol bottle?....Naah!
As the conservative landslide S L O W L Y gains momentum, the ubber left wing-nut liberal press nerds are assembling to figure out ways to stop it. They will probably fall back on what those wanna-be "journalists" (oooh, here comes the bile, once again, calling them journalists) will go into over drive with their spreading mis-information (read: LIES) and phony poll results.
Conservatives need to wake up to this, and to the fact that conservatives don't believe any person is conservative enough to be a candidate, unless, of course, the candidate is GOD (and they'd probably still be a bit suspicious at first). Hearken back to those ugly Carter years. Of course, Carter, having the initials J.C. did, in fact, believe he that was god. Hmmm. He still does...nothing ever changes with libs.
Back to 'the dark years of the Carter administration', when the world was ending. An ex-actor; ex-liberal; ex-governor of California (when there was still a tiny bit of sanity in that state) came along. Conservatives shouted....SCREAMED!....."Reagan??? Oh, no!!!! He's an ex-liberal, ex-actor....etc....blah, blah...". Well, we came to our senses during a (see above) slow primary landslide that we never recognized as a landslide and historical vote for the right. The real landslide that even the left wing-nut press could recognize as such appeared four years later, when St Peter, himself, could not have beaten Reagen.
We conservatives must recognize that we hold the bar very, very high for our candidates. The liberals recognize it and are sweating all over their make-up covered, haute couture'd, spray on tan, bodies adding fire to our already confused state of mind. Stop taking the bait! Unless the real Jesus Christ descends from Heaven (on TV, of course) and runs in our primary, we will just have to content ourselves with what we have, except for Ron Paul, who hates Republicans almost as much as Democrats and therefore had to create his own party, The "Libertarian, Anything Goes, 'Libertine' Party of Greater Berkley".
So...we have three remaining candidates. Currently we have one who's grasping at straws, Gingrich (cute wife, though), and one who has decided to ignore the real issues and fight for the combination of Church and State, and one, apparently well intentioned candidate, who continues to be unable to seal the deal for himself and for us Conservatives. I've never seen a candidate get served up so many "at bats" and not be able to hit one out of the park. Have you?
Rick has decided to put on a frock, therefore turning his back on the oh-so-needed Independents. Whoops...another swing and miss at a slow curve. Will somebody turn the lights back on for Rick so he can see his way and actually hit a ball!!! And....will somebody Please give Mitt a good ol', "Gibbs" whack on the back of the head so he stops dancing around the real issues....thanks.
God Bless America! God Save America!
As the conservative landslide S L O W L Y gains momentum, the ubber left wing-nut liberal press nerds are assembling to figure out ways to stop it. They will probably fall back on what those wanna-be "journalists" (oooh, here comes the bile, once again, calling them journalists) will go into over drive with their spreading mis-information (read: LIES) and phony poll results.
Conservatives need to wake up to this, and to the fact that conservatives don't believe any person is conservative enough to be a candidate, unless, of course, the candidate is GOD (and they'd probably still be a bit suspicious at first). Hearken back to those ugly Carter years. Of course, Carter, having the initials J.C. did, in fact, believe he that was god. Hmmm. He still does...nothing ever changes with libs.
Back to 'the dark years of the Carter administration', when the world was ending. An ex-actor; ex-liberal; ex-governor of California (when there was still a tiny bit of sanity in that state) came along. Conservatives shouted....SCREAMED!....."Reagan??? Oh, no!!!! He's an ex-liberal, ex-actor....etc....blah, blah...". Well, we came to our senses during a (see above) slow primary landslide that we never recognized as a landslide and historical vote for the right. The real landslide that even the left wing-nut press could recognize as such appeared four years later, when St Peter, himself, could not have beaten Reagen.
We conservatives must recognize that we hold the bar very, very high for our candidates. The liberals recognize it and are sweating all over their make-up covered, haute couture'd, spray on tan, bodies adding fire to our already confused state of mind. Stop taking the bait! Unless the real Jesus Christ descends from Heaven (on TV, of course) and runs in our primary, we will just have to content ourselves with what we have, except for Ron Paul, who hates Republicans almost as much as Democrats and therefore had to create his own party, The "Libertarian, Anything Goes, 'Libertine' Party of Greater Berkley".
So...we have three remaining candidates. Currently we have one who's grasping at straws, Gingrich (cute wife, though), and one who has decided to ignore the real issues and fight for the combination of Church and State, and one, apparently well intentioned candidate, who continues to be unable to seal the deal for himself and for us Conservatives. I've never seen a candidate get served up so many "at bats" and not be able to hit one out of the park. Have you?
Rick has decided to put on a frock, therefore turning his back on the oh-so-needed Independents. Whoops...another swing and miss at a slow curve. Will somebody turn the lights back on for Rick so he can see his way and actually hit a ball!!! And....will somebody Please give Mitt a good ol', "Gibbs" whack on the back of the head so he stops dancing around the real issues....thanks.
God Bless America! God Save America!
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