My daughter is facing a dilema. She receives calls day and night due to some things her dog has done. Rather than go into so much detail, I'll simply print her posted reply to all the callers here:
"IN RESPONSE TO THE EMAILS CONCERNING MY DOG:
Please be advised I am sick to death of receiving questions about my dog who mauled six illegals wearing Obama tee shirts, four Democrats wearing 'Pelosi' tee shirts, two rappers, ten Zynga programmers, five phone operators who asked me to press #1 for English, nine teenagers with pants hanging down past their cracks, eight customer service desk people speaking in broken English, and three flag burners.
FOR THE LAST TIME...MY DOG IS NOT FOR SALE!!"
I had forgotten that Thunder was a Conservative! I may rename him "Chunk" for the pounds of flesh he removes from the above dweebs.
God Bless America! God Save America!
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